This just in from the pages of Things That Make Me Die Inside: ABC announced plans to roll out a new speed dating show called Conveyor Belt Of Love. Unfortunately, it’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like… a panel of 5 girls sitting on their asses, while a parade of toolish men go rolling past them on a CONVEYOR BELT. I shit you not.
Each guy has 60 seconds to humiliate himself in front of the ladies. And according to the press release, “if a woman is interested in someone, that man will step aside and wait as the rest of the men go by. But if another man comes by on the belt that seems better than that woman’s first choice, she can swap out the man waiting off of the belt as many times as she wants until the last man has passed by. If two or more of the women are interested in the same man, the tables turn and the man on the conveyor belt gets to choose which one he would like to wait for. After all 30 men have made it through the ‘Conveyor Belt of Love,’ each woman is left with her final choice as they embark on a date in the hope of finding a true connection.”
Conveyor Belt Of Love airs on January 4th, following the premiere of The Bachelor: On The Wings Of Love (which is definitely the worst title in the history of titles).
I just have one question: shouldn’t this be on FOX?
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